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Cooking meth in my swimming pool
Rest assured folks, I'm not trying to follow in the footsteps of Walter White. But I do have a chemical imbalance....in my pool (and...
Apr 11, 20242 min read


Don't be intolerant towards the lactose-intolerant!
Don't be so quick to judge us. We are people too. In fact we represent close to 40% of the population. Yet we are often belittled,...
Mar 31, 20244 min read


Blaming everything on "inflation"
The dreaded "I" word. It's become a part of our every day life. Grocery bills out of whack. Young and old scrambling to pay their...
Mar 3, 20243 min read


A Kombucha exploded in my face
So the other day I was driving in my car and was getting awfully thirsty, so I decided to stop at a convenience store. Normally I will...
Jan 22, 20243 min read


Replacing the cheek-to-cheek (kiss) with the Mwoi-Mwoi
Cheek kissing is a ritual in many cultures. For the majority, it is usually a one kiss affair, one pucker to the right cheek then another...
Jan 8, 20243 min read


Round and round goes the stupid airport carousel
Like many people I know, I hate flying. I know i KNOW, what's not to like about stale air, having people coughing in your face, babies...
Nov 1, 20235 min read


Earless in Montreal
Who here hasn't had their ears chewed off at least once in their lives? You know, that annoying-as-hell person who will just go Tyson...
Oct 29, 20233 min read


Angry People Everywhere
Sing it with me now "shiny happy people laughing....".. But wait a minute, what happened since that classic REM song? Where have all the...
Aug 31, 20233 min read


The mega-wokes (wake me up when it's all over)
Wokes. I truthfully have nothing against these people. I support equality and justice for all races, religions and respect all sexual...
Aug 30, 20232 min read


Zombie invasion or are we just peripherally-challenged?
Most reasonable people would agree with the following statement: Covid lockdowns not only did harm to the elderly (extreme solitude), to...
Aug 24, 20233 min read


Folks, meet Clueless Joe
You've surely heard of Shoeless Joe. And you obviously know of Sleepy Joe (hey there Mr. President). But are you familiar with Clueless...
Aug 21, 20233 min read


The Contrarians
You know at least one of these degenerates. That hat sly smile crazy-glued to their pathetic face. Desperate attention-seekers. These...
Aug 14, 20233 min read


RIP, Mister Potato Head.
IT had to be done. Putting the kibosh on the potato. Mister Potato Head was simply becoming too big for his own good. Truthfully, he had...
Mar 18, 20223 min read


Old Man Winter strikes again
Old Man Winter. Ya either hate him....or you really f'n hate him. If you live in a part of the world that has harsh winters, then you...
Feb 4, 20223 min read


Let's put an end to nonsensical idioms (Part Deux)
So about those really, really silly and illogical idioms. Which ones drive you absolutely nuts? Or, cross that, crazy. Because driving...
Jan 31, 20223 min read


Please, stop with your g'damn Charley Horse
It is one of my biggest pet peeves. Expressions that make absolutely no sense. Real head-scratchers. You hear someone use one, and it...
Jan 29, 20223 min read


Good Customer Service is something that died a LONG time ago
We have all had, at one point or another, a horrendous customer service experience. Whether it happened at the airport, while checking...
Jan 11, 20225 min read


Save the kids from becoming extraterrestrials!
In Back to the Future, once Marty had returned from the 1950s and saved his family, his plan was just to enjoy the moment, his new life,...
Jan 8, 20223 min read


She taught me how to walk this way....
No, no she didn't. This is on YOU and YOU only. And frankly, there is only one way to resolve this matter: hand you a 500$...
Jan 6, 20224 min read


Serve it up (but don't expect me to eat it)
We've all had this nightmare at least once in our lifetime. Receiving that dreaded dinner invitation that you just can't say no to. And...
Nov 23, 20215 min read
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